Kelorometer

Mike and Dr. Crygor with the Kelorometer

The Kelorometer is an invention built by Dr. Crygor in WarioWare: Smooth Moves. It is one of the game's levels. It was built to lose "kelories". As the player starts playing the game, their Mii face will be composed into a red body. The player will then go into the machine, starting the level. The Kelorometer features 20 microgames. The recommended goal to achieve in this level is 5000 kelories. The high score on the game resets every day. After all the microgames are completed, the player's Mii will lose weight based on how many kelories have been burned. It is succeeded by Megagame Muscles in WarioWare: Move It!, which is also hosted by Dr. Crygor and Mike.

Microgames

The first 9 microgames are played in any order:

Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)	Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)
Shakedown	Mona	The Umbrella	Carrot Away	Mona	The Handlebar
Dough Boy	Mona	The Umbrella	Come to Poppa	Mona	The Handlebar
Universal Marionette	Mona	The Handlebar	Extreme Patty-Cake	Kat & Ana	The Chauffeur
Writer's Block	Kat & Ana	The Sketch Artist	Simon Says	Kat & Ana	The Samurai
Mall Tour	Kat & Ana	The Samurai	Plane and Simple	Young Cricket & Master Mantis	The Tug-of-War
Logged In	Young Cricket & Master Mantis	The Tug-of-War	Anchor Man	Young Cricket & Master Mantis	The Tug-of-War
Spray It, Don't Say It	Ashley & Red	The Thumb Wrestler	Sticky Shift	Ashley & Red	The Thumb Wrestler
The Closer	Dribble & Spitz	The Dumbbell	Use Your Head	Dribble & Spitz	The Mohawk
Spring Training	Dribble & Spitz	The Mohawk	Slice of Life	Penny	The Boxer
Community Service	Penny	The Boxer	Sucker Punch	Tiny Wario	The Boxer (Levels 1 & 3) The Dumbbell (Level 2)
Party Crasher	Tiny Wario	The Handlebar	He Who Smelt It...	Tiny Wario	The Umbrella

The 10th microgame takes 16 seconds, and can be one of the following:

Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)	Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)
On the Ropes	Wario	The Remote Control	Wokka Wokka!	Wario	The Remote Control
Fan Boy	Mona	The Umbrella	Wiggle Room	Ashley & Red	The Big Cheese
Up in Arms	Dribble & Spitz	The Dumbbell	Super Mario Brothers	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Umbrella
It'sa Me, Wario!	Tiny Wario	The Thumb Wrestler	Rude Awakening	Tiny Wario	The Samurai

The next 9 microgames are played in any order:

Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)	Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)
Swat Team	Mona	The Umbrella	Closing Time	Mona	The Handlebar
Hand Me Down	Mona	The Umbrella	Cutting Edge	Kat & Ana	The Samurai
Sweeps Week	Young Cricket & Master Mantis	The Tug-of-War	Carving Artist	Ashley & Red	The Thumb Wrestler
Flask Me Later	Ashley & Red	The Thumb Wrestler	Secret Ingredient	Ashley & Red	The Thumb Wrestler
Clean Sweep	Dribble & Spitz	The Janitor	Bell Captain	Dribble & Spitz	The Janitor
Rally and Cry	Dribble & Spitz	The Dumbbell	Stick a Fork in It	Dribble & Spitz	The Mohawk
Armed and Dangerous	Dribble & Spitz	The Dumbbell	Stir Crazy	Penny	The Mortar and Pestle
Mercury Falling	Penny	The Boxer	On Point	Penny	The Remote Control
Sure, You Can	Penny	The Boxer	Wario Land	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Boxer
Super Nostalgic Entertainment System	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Handlebar	Ocarina of Time	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Janitor
Sifty Character	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Chauffeur	A Tale of One Kitty	Tiny Wario	The Big Cheese
Paper Wario	Tiny Wario	The Waiter

The last microgame takes 16 seconds, and can be one of the following:

Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)	Microgame	Host(s)	Form(s)
Runner's High	Mona	The Umbrella	Skip It	Ashley & Red	The Big Cheese
Diddly Squat	Dribble & Spitz	The Mohawk	Soiled Reputation	Dribble & Spitz	The Janitor
Balloon Fight	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Big Cheese	Punch-Out!!	9-Volt & 18-Volt	The Umbrella
Wario's Gym	Tiny Wario	The Thumb Wrestler

Dr. Crygor's comments

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• No change: "Hrmph! You weren't even trying!"
• Rotund: "C'mon now! Give it your all!"
• Portly: "Well... I must give you credit."
• Chubby: "You might look a tad trimmer."
• Husky: "You're pleasantly plump, but at least you're healthy!"
• Robust: "A little more... Your clothes look tight!"
• Normal: "Ah-ha! Perfect! The ideal body shape!"
• Slight: "See? If you set your mind to something, it will happen!"
• Scrappy: "You're a little thin, but you're a scrapper!"
• Skinny: "This is fine and all, but you don't look healthy."
• Scrawny: "Is something wrong? Oh yes, the diet."
• Twig-like: "Not even I thought you could lose so much!"
• Boney: "You're working too hard! Everything in moderation!"
• Emaciated: "What happened?! You're all shriveled!"
• Stringy: "Eek! You're so skinny I can't see you!"

Gallery

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  Dr. Crygor and Mike resting after no microgame activity

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  Dr. Crygor and Mike pedaling after a great microgame performance

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  The player's Mii before any weight has been lost

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  The player's Mii at a twig-like size

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  Getting a score of zero, resulting in no weight lost

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ダイエットマシーン[?] Daietto Mashīn	Dieting Machine
French	Kélorimètre[?]	Kelorometer
German	Kelorienmesser[?]	Keloriemeter
Italian	Kelorimetro[?]	Kelorometer
Korean	초특급 다이어트 머신[?] Choteuggeub Daieoteu Meosin	Super Special Diet Machine
Spanish	Sudorímetro[?]	Sweatymeter

Notes

• "Kelories" is a pun on calories, a measurement of energy.
  • Similarly, a calorimeter is a device for measuring the energy given off by a heat source, such as a chemical reaction. "Kelorometer" is a play on this.