Kelorometer

Mike and Dr. Crygor with the Kelorometer

The Kelorometer is an invention built by Dr. Crygor in WarioWare: Smooth Moves. It is one of the game's levels. It was built to lose kelories. As the player starts playing the game, their Mii face will be composed into a red body. The player will then go into the machine, starting the level. The Kelorometer features 20 microgames. The recommended goal to achieve in this level is 5000 kelories. The high score on the game resets every day. After all the microgames are completed, the player's Mii will lose weight based on how many kelories have been burned. It is succeeded by Megagame Muscles in WarioWare: Move It!.

Microgames

The first 9 microgames are played in any order:

• Shakedown
• Carrot Away
• Dough Boy
• Come to Poppa
• Universal Marionette
• Extreme Patty-Cake
• Writer's Block
• Simon Says
• Mall Tour
• Plane and Simple
• Logged In
• Anchor Man
• Spray It, Don't Say It
• Sticky Shift
• The Closer
• Use Your Head
• Spring Training
• Slice of Life
• Community Service
• Sucker Punch
• Party Crasher
• He Who Smelt It...

The 10th microgame takes 16 seconds, and can be one of the following:

• On the Ropes
• Wokka Wokka!
• Fan Boy
• Wiggle Room
• Up in Arms
• Super Mario Brothers
• It'sa Me, Wario!
• Rude Awakening

The next 9 microgames are played in any order:

• Swat Team
• Closing Time
• Hand Me Down
• Cutting Edge
• Sweeps Week
• Carving Artist
• Flask Me Later
• Secret Ingredient
• Clean Sweep
• Bell Captain
• Rally and Cry
• Stick a Fork in It
• Armed and Dangerous
• Stir Crazy
• Mercury Falling
• On Point
• Sure, You Can
• Wario Land
• Super Nostalgic Entertainment System
• Ocarina of Time
• Sifty Character
• A Tale of One Kitty
• Paper Wario

The last microgame takes 16 seconds, and can be one of the following:

• Runner's High
• Skip It
• Diddly Squat
• Soiled Reputation
• Balloon Fight
• Punch-Out!!
• Wario's Gym

Dr. Crygor's comments

It has been requested that this article be rewritten and expanded to include more information. Reason: Include all of Dr. Crygor's comments in the game over screen

• No change: "Hrmph! You weren't even trying!"
• Portly: "Well... I must give you credit."
• Chubby: "You might look a tad trimmer."
• Husky: "You're pleasantly plump, but at least you're healthy!"
• Robust: "A little more... Your clothes look tight!"
• Normal: "Ah-ha! Perfect! The ideal body shape!"
• Slight: "See? If you set your mind to something, it will happen!"
• Scrappy: "You're a little thin, but you're a scrapper!"
• Skinny: "This is fine and all, but you don't look healthy."
• Scrawny: "Is something wrong? Oh yes, the diet."
• Boney: "You're working too hard! Everything in moderation!"
• Twig-like: "Not even I thought you could lose so much!"
• Stringy: "Eek! You're so skinny I can't see you!"
• Emaciated: "What happened?! You're all shriveled!"

Gallery

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  Dr. Crygor and Mike resting after no microgame activity

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  Dr. Crygor and Mike pedaling after a great microgame performance

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  The player's Mii before any weight has been lost

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  The player's Mii at a twig-like size

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  Getting a score of zero, resulting in no weight lost

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ダイエットマシーン[?] Daietto Mashīn	Dieting Machine
French	Kélorimètre[?]	Kelorometer
German	Kelorienmesser[?]	Keloriemeter
Italian	Kelorimetro[?]	Kelorometer
Korean	초특급 다이어트 머신[?] Choteuggeub Daieoteu Meosin	Super Special Diet Machine
Spanish	Sudorímetro[?]	Sweatymeter

Trivia

• "Kelories" is a pun on calories, a measurement of energy.
  • Similarly, a calorimeter is a device for measuring the energy given off by a heat source, such as a chemical reaction. "Kelorometer" is a play on this.