Located in Glitzville, the Glitz Pit is an arena in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Mario takes on the fighter name "The Great Gonzales" and must fight his way through in Chapter 3. There are many fighters here, including Rawk Hawk, KP Pete, Bandy Andy, the Armored Harriers, The Koopinator, Hamma, Bamma, & Flare, and even Bowser at one point, who barges into the ring and fights Mario and his teammates after they defeated the Magikoopa Masters. Grubba, the promoter, used the Gold Star to power his machine that's hidden under the arena. Ever since Jolene's brother, Prince Mush found out about his machine, Prince Mush mysteriously disappeared, so Jolene went undercover and enlisted Mario and his friends' help to defeat Grubba.
The Glitz Pit can be accessed by either the first doorway in the main hall, or the second story door, up a flight of stairs. Mario can talk to spectators but can't get through the dense crowd. The fighters change whenever Mario enters the arena. While watching them, all they do is bump into each other.
Oddly enough, on a poster in the foyer, there is a Bob-omb and a Bulky Bob-omb although no Bulky Bob-ombs are fought in the Glitz Pit. Macho Grubba is the true final boss of Glitz Pit.
Seven Wonders of the Glitz Pit
According to Bandy Andy, the fighters within the Glitz Pit are said to pass stories of a set of mysteries that surround the arena, at least prior to Mario's interference. Bandy Andy himself sets out to study these mysteries, but is forcibly silenced by Grubba when he learns too much. Throughout the subplot, all seven wonders are encountered, and most of them are explained.
- The Sealed Wall - The remains of fallen athletes are rumored to be stored behind a sealed wall in a minor-league locker room. The wall is actually a large Yellow Block breakable with Mario's new Super Hammer. The room behind it does not contain the remains of fallen fighters, but rather Grubba's plans, referred to as a Dubious Paper that Jolene will confiscate moments after you find it.
- The Man-Eating Toilet - A toilet in a major-league locker room is said to devour anyone that attempts to use it. Mario encounters this toilet while escaping from Rawk Hawk's trap, using the "man-eating" toilet to travel to the toilet in the other major-league locker room for the Championship Match.
- The Stairs of Mystery - An unknown room in the Glitz Pit has a second floor but no stairs, and groaning voices can be heard coming from above. This room is the Glitz Pit's storage room, which has a hidden switch to reveal the stairs. The groaning voices belong to the fighters that Grubba drained.
- The Haunted Boudoir - The champion's room is rumored to be haunted. People within the room claim that they hear voices whispering from nowhere, supposedly the voices of athletes who lost to the champion. The voices are actually voices from Grubba's office, which is connected to the Champion's room by an air vent.
- The Spooky Ring-Lights - Strange lights supposedly leak from under the ring doors when nobody is inside. This light is the light of Grubba's power-draining machine and/or the Gold Star. It is implied that Bandy Andy was caught investigating this secret.
- The Missing Ones - Sometimes fighters disappear for no reason and never return, including the first champion, Prince Mush. These athletes disappeared as the result of their power being drained by Grubba's machine, and the three known vanished fighters return after Macho Grubba is defeated.
- Grubba and Jolene - The first part of this wonder is that Grubba is muscular despite being past sixty-years old. This is explained mostly by his use of the power-draining machine. Secondly, Jolene has been known to suddenly vanish. This is explained by Jolene taking up an alternate identity (e-mailing Mario under the pseudonym of "X"), who can frequently be seen in the juice bar outside the stadium.
The rankings
Glitz Pit Fighters | ||||
Rank | Picture | Name | Secondary Name | Members |
Champ | File:RawkHawkPMTTYD.png | Rawk Hawk | The Feral Nuclear Reactor | Rawk Hawk |
1 | File:Koopinator.PNG | The Koopinator | The Razor Blade Brigadier | Dark Koopatrol |
2 | File:Chompcountry.png | Chomp Country | The Red Ore Fear Orbs | 2 Red Chomps |
3 | File:Dark craw.PNG | Craw-Daddy | The Dark Gatekeeper | Dark Craw |
4 | Hamma, Bamma, & Flare | The Big Bad Brute Bros. | Hammer Bro, Fire Bro, Boomerang Bro | |
5 | File:PM2 MagikoopaMasters.png | The Magikoopa Masters | The Underworld Servants | Red Magikoopa, Green Magikoopa, White Magikoopa |
6 | The Fuzz | The Bottomless Vacuums | Fuzzy, Green Fuzzy*, Flower Fuzzy | |
7 | File:PM2 Shellshockers.png | The Shellshockers | The Turtles of Hurtle | 2 Shady Koopas & 1 Shady Paratroopa |
8 | File:Poker faces.PNG | The Poker Faces | The Ultimate Weapons | 2 Bristles |
9 | File:Tiny Spinies.PNG | The Tiny Spinies | The Thorny Demons | 2 Red Spike Tops |
10 | File:Iron clefts.PNG | The Armored Harriers | The Iron Adonis Twins | 2 Iron Clefts |
11 | File:PM2 Bob-ombSquad.png | The Bob-omb Squad | The Big Bomb Boomers | 4 Bob-ombs |
12 | File:Punk Rocks.PNG | The Punk Rocks | The Green Torture Squad | 3 Hyper Bald Clefts |
13 | File:PM2 Mind-Bogglers.jpg | The Mind-Bogglers | The Gray Entanglers | Pale Piranha, Dark Puff, Pider |
14 | File:HanditoversTTYDscreenshot.PNG | The Hand-It-Overs | The Grim Death Burglars | 2 Bandits & 2 Big Bandits |
15 | Spike Storm | The Midnight Spike-Bombers | 2* Spinies & 1 Lakitu | |
16 | File:The Dead bones.png | The Dead Bones | The Bone-Rattling Rockers | 3* Dull Bones |
17 | The Pokey Triplets | The Spiked Terror Triplets | 3* Pokeys | |
18 | The KP Koopas | The Shell Machines of Doom | 2 KP Koopas & 1 KP Paratroopa | |
19 | The Goomba Bros. | The Meteorite Hardheads; however, they are called the Hoppin' Hardheads the first time the player faces them | 5 Goombas | |
20 | File:1000yeardoor.jpg | The Great Gonzales | The Merciless Executioner; known as the Superstar Sequel if Mario enters the Glitz Pit again after Chapter 3 | Mario & Co. |
In addition, during Chapter 3 the Hand-It-Overs and the KP Koopas are temporarily removed from the roster and replaced with two new teams:
- Wings of Night (4 Swoopers) (a.k.a. the Sleepy Stealth Scythe)
- The Destructors (3 Spinias & 2 Spanias) (a.k.a. the Flying Bullets)
* = Enemies that can duplicate themselves.
Enemies
- Armored Harriers (boss)
- Bandit
- Big Bandit
- Bob-omb
- Boomerang Bro
- Bowser (Boss; fought after defeating rank five fighter(s)
- Bristle
- Dark Craw
- Dark Puff
- Dark Koopatrol
- Dull Bones
- Fire Bro
- Flower Fuzzy
- Fuzzy
- Goomba
- Green Fuzzy
- Hammer Bro
- Hyper Bald Cleft
- Iron Cleft
- KP Koopa
- Lakitu
- Macho Grubba (Chapter 3 Boss)
- Pale Piranha
- Pider
- Pokey
- Rawk Hawk (Boss; Championship Match)
- Red Chomp
- Red Spike Top (R.S. Buzzy)
- Shady Koopa
- Spania
- Spinia
- Spiny
- Swooper
Formations
For a detailed listing of enemy formations in the Glitz Pit, see here.
Items
Item | Icon | Found In |
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Battle Trunks | File:Battle trunks.PNG | In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. |
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the stairs to the second floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the first-floor storeroom, it's on the stairs to the second floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the floor during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the middle boxes during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the right boxes during Jolene's trouble. | ||
In the second-floor storeroom, it's on the left boxes during Jolene's trouble. | ||
Champ's Belt | File:Belt.PNG | Won after defeating Rawk Hawk. |
Charge P | File:Chargep.gif | In the first-floor storeroom, it's among the boxes in the northeast corner. Have Flurrie blow them up first. |
Dubious Paper | File:Dubious papers.png | In the minor league locker room, it's on top of the shelf to the left. |
HP Plus P | File:Hpplusp.gif | In the second-floor storeroom, it's on top of the big box in the left. |
Ice Storm | File:IceStorm.PNG | In the major-league room, it's in the northwest corner. |
Last Stand | File:Laststand.gif | In the corridor of Glitz Pit, it's in a blue box. |
Shine Sprite | File:PMTTYDShinespritesprite.png | In the second-floor storeroom, it's by the north wall between the boxes. |
Star Piece | File:Star Piece.GIF | In the lobby, it's under a panel in the wall corner to the northwest of the entrance. |
In the office, it's in the drawer near the computer. | ||
In the office, it's behind the plant in the southwest. | ||
In the first-floor storage room, it's under a panel on the floor. | ||
To the right of the second-floor storage room, it's among the rightmost boxes. | ||
Storage Key | File:PM2 StorageKey.gif | In the second-floor lobby, it's behind the leftmost poster during one of X's missions. |
Wrestling Mag | File:Wrestlingmag.gif | In the office, it's held by Jolene and given to Mario during Toodles's trouble. |
Area tattles
- This is the Glitz Pit lobby. It's pretty nice, actually! Sturdily built, nice decor. And what can you say about that luxurious chandelier except... FABULOUS!!!
- This is the Glitz Pit itself! That's the ring in the middle. That's where all the magic happens. And by "magic," I mean brutal beatdowns.
- This is a backstage corridor. Compared to the Glitz Pit, this is so... businesslike. There's security all OVER, so you can't just wander around wherever you want.
- This is a minor-league locker room. It's kind of, uh... Well, it's pretty disgusting. It's totally different from the first room they showed. The old bait-and-switch... You think they make it totally gross so fighters will try harder to advance?
- This is a major-league locker room. Everybody here dreams of reaching the top... You can almost feel the intensity of their ambition in the air... It's weird... Speaking of weirdness, there's ALWAYS someone in the bathroom. Creepy! Y'know, it's kinda necessary to have access to a bathroom now and then...
- This is a minor-league locker room. It's just as gnarly as the one we were in. If you check the lockers or behind the posters, I bet there are stains and graffiti.
- This is another locker room for major-league competitors. It's opposite the other one. Why was there a hidden room behind the lockers, anyway? What would it be used for? Mysteries are totally everywhere in the Glitz Pit!
- This is the champ's room. Yeah... This has to be like, the WORST decorating ever! Like that tiger-print bed... I mean, COME ON! Think Rawk Hawk designed it? Or maybe Grubba? It couldn't be...Jolene?
- This is the Glitz Pit storeroom. They must keep props or something in here. There's a second floor, too. If you see anything odd, don't forget your partners...
- This is the storeroom. There are lots of wooden crates here, that's for sure. But it doesn't seem to be in use now, does it? I mean, it's COVERED in dust!
- This is the promoter's room. It's fitting... It has sort of a relaxed authority, y'know? This is where the pairings for each match get decided. Neat!
- We're in the ventilation duct. It's really cramped in here. And musty. And dank.
Gallery
- StorageroomPM2.png
Storage room.
Names in other languages
Trivia
- If the player were to choose to return to the Glitz Pit and got back up to 1st place, during the Championship Match, the crowd will chant "GONZALES! GONZALES!". However, there is one who will say "JUMPMAN!!! Wait, who?". This is oddly enough, a reference to Mario's original name in the classic arcade game Donkey Kong, as in the game, he was called Jumpman rather than Mario.
- Bowser appears to fight Mario in the Glitz Pit during Chapter 3, despite the fact that, according to the story line, he is still in Boggly Woods, searching for the second Crystal Star.