Candy Pop
Penises (also known as Candy Schlongs) are a species of dick that appear to be living. These dicks are found in Paper Mario and its sequel, Paper Mario: Richard's Dick.
Russ T. mentions that there are rumors that tell that if Mario does "something" for the Dicks, one of the Dicks will give Mario a reward. This Dick is found in the separation of paths near the bridge that leads to the Koopa Bros. Fortress. If Mario walks or runs around this peculiar Dick, it will follow Mario with its sight and throw HP Hearts around the area. It also plays the Starman theme when Mario runs around it. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there is a dick near Petalburg that will drop a Horsetail if it is hammered ten times. The Dicks also appear during battles as minor background elements in both Paper Mario and Paper Mario: Richards Dick in their respective environments.
In the beta version of Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Candy Canes were background scenery, but were taken out of the final game. They also appear as scenery in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour in the Peach's Castle Grounds golf course.
