Cheatsy's Life
| "Cheatsy's Life" | |
|---|---|
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| Composed by: Michael Tavera, Monroe Michaels | |
| Vocals | James Rankin John Stocker |
| Key | A minor |
| Appears in | Super Mario World – "Gopher Bash" |
"Cheatsy's Life"[1] is the song that appears in the Super Mario World television series episode "Gopher Bash." It is sung by Cheatsy and his Gopher minions after they successfully steal the Cave People's crops. Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi later capture the Gophers and finish off the song. It was composed by Michael Tavera and Monroe Michaels.[1]
Lyrics[edit]
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English[edit]
CHEATSY KOOPA: Oh, when Koopa sees a chance for some real mischief,
When there's the blackest of evil to be done
He smiles and then says, "Cheatsy, just go to it!"
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a lot of fun (Fun!)
GOPHERS: Oh, when there's underhanded evil to be done (To be done!)
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a lot of fun (Lots of fun!)
(Yeah!)
CHEATSY KOOPA: If you want to cheat a family of their mortgage
If you want to put some grandma on the street (Put her down!)
Then I'm the one that has the plan, I know how to do it
Ol' Cheatsy's got the schemes that can't be beat
GOPHERS: Oh, when there's underhanded evil to be done (To be done!)
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a happy one (Happy one!)
CHEATSY KOOPA: If the idea is to take someone's life savings (Take 'em!)
If you wanna steal a little boy's last dime
Then I'm the one that you should all be calling
I'll do the job no matter what the crime
MARIO, LUIGI, AND YOSHI: When there's something really rotten to be done (To be done!)
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a worthwhile one (Worthwhile one!)
That's Cheatsy's life! (Haha ha hah!)
Italian[edit]
| Italian | English translation |
|---|---|
| CIPPY: Se Attila mi chiama, io corro a tutta birra Se c'è da esser cattivi vado io! Digrigna i denti e dice: "Cippy, vai"! E io mi sento forte come un dio! |
CHEATSY: If Koopa calls me, I'll run like crazy If being evil is necessary, I'm gonna come! He grinds his teeth and says: "Cheatsy, go!" And I feel strong as a god! |
| TALPE: Quindi tutto vispo lui dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!) Perché si sente forte come un dio! |
GOPHERS: So, lively as ever, he says "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!) Because he feels strong as a god! (As a god!) |
| CIPPY: Se vuoi derubar la gente in ogni casa, se vuoi buttar la nonna dal tassì, solo una cosa devi far: dire "Cippy, vai!" E io mi sento forte come un dio! |
CHEATSY: If you wanna rob people in every home, if you wanna throw your grandma out of the taxi, you have to do only one thing: to say: "Cheatsy, go!" And I'll feel strong as a god! |
| TALPE: Quindi tutto vispo lui dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!) Perché si sente forte come un dio! |
GOPHERS: So, lively as ever, he says "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!) Because he feels strong as a god! (As a god!) |
| CIPPY: Se vuoi sottrarre i risparmi di una vita, se tu vuoi ai bimbi i soldi ruberò! Sai già chi devi chiamar per primo vedrai, tutti i tuoi guai risolverò! |
CHEATSY: If you wanna steal lifelong savings, if you want, I'm gonna steal money from children! You already know who to call first, you'll see, I'll solve all of your troubles! |
| MARIO, LUIGI E YOSHI: Se suo papà lo chiama dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!) Allora il suo cervello dice addio! (dice addio!) DICE ADDIO! |
MARIO, LUIGI AND YOSHI: If his dad calls him, he says: "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!) So his brain says goodbye! (says goodbye!) SAYS GOODBYE! |
Multimedia[edit]
 Cheatsy's Life - The song as translated in the Italian dub | File info |
| Cheatsy's Life - The song as translated in the Brazilian Portuguese dub | File info |
References[edit]
- ^ a b The abyss & 2,078 other titles. United States Copyright Office
