The Dinosaurs

“We represent Pizza Dinosaur! We got the most stores in the world! Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin, but we're everywhere so you gotta give in!”

—The Dinosaurs, WarioWare: Twisted!

The Dinosaurs are characters in the WarioWare series. They are a group of people inhabiting Diamond City who antagonize Mona and are the proprietors of the Pizza Dinosaur restaurant chain. Half of the song Mona Pizza is sung by the Dinosaurs, who boast about how great they are and that they prefer quantity over quality in their pizzas (though they do not mention this in the Japanese version of the song, instead simply boasting about their superiority over Mona Pizza). They wear exaggerated costumes that appear to parody Super Sentai villains.

The Dinosaurs in WarioWare: Twisted!

The Dinosaurs first appear in WarioWare: Twisted! in Mona's story. They receive a call at Pizza Dinosaur and immediately begin yelling at the customer, who mistakenly believed them to be Mona Pizza and quickly hangs up. The Dinosaurs become enraged and attack Mona in large robotic dinosaurs. The Dinosaurs are stopped by Mona's Pets, who destroy their machines. They also have their own unlockable souvenir in the records section; the description of this record is Mona stating "I can't believe those corporate jerks put out a record, too."

The Dinosaurs as Vanessa's band in WarioWare: Touched!

In WarioWare: Touched!, the Dinosaurs appear as members of the band of Mona's rival, Vanessa. When Vanessa is knocked down to the number 2 hit singer in Ear Candy, the Dinosaurs join her in her attempt at stopping Mona from performing at the Hawt House by attacking her with an eagle mech.

The Dinosaurs as a football team in WarioWare: Smooth Moves

In WarioWare: Smooth Moves, the Dinosaurs make an appearance as an American football team (named Team Dinosaur) during Mona's segment of the game, engaged in a match against the Diamond City Roughs. They are defeated by Boy, who is motivated by his love for Mona. Although the previous games only featured two Dinosaurs, Smooth Moves features three.

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ピザ ダイナソーズ (WarioWare: Twisted!) Piza Dainasōzu バンド ダイナソーズ (WarioWare: Touched!) Bando Dainasōzu ケルベロス３きょうだい (WarioWare: Smooth Moves) Keruberosu San-Kyōdai[?]	Pizza Dinosaurs Band Dinosaurs The Three Cerberus Brothers
Chinese (simplified)	恐龙乐队[?] Kǒnglóng Yuèduì	Dinosaur Band
Italian	I Dinosauri (WarioWare: Touched!) Team Dinosaur (WarioWare: Smooth Moves)[?]	The Dinosaurs Team Dinosaur
Korean	밴드 다이노소어즈 (WarioWare: Touched!)[?] Baendeu Dainoso'eojeu	Band Dinosaurs

Gallery

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  A Dinosaur acting as the guitarist for Vanessa's band